Jokes Of The day Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

 Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik  Meharbani Hor Karde

 Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah  Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

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Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND